1952
rihanna snapped when she wrote same ol mistakes
1953
ive never straight up malfunctioned codeswitching like this before lol 😔 alexa play a seat at the table
1954
Nietzsche said this first i had to delete twitter.com/jaboukiearchiv…
1955
hipsters really out here being racist because tolerance is mainstream now lmaoooooooooo
1957
me:
dystopian film: IMAGINE A WORLD,,, where people are oppressed for being POOR
1959
just asked my uber driver if he could stop at starbucks because i have diarrhea and i’m so proud of how good i’ve gotten at communicating my needs
1960
my love languages are giving gifts and forwarding memes
1961
whenever people tell kids to go outside more i remember the time me and some friends went to pop firecrackers in the forest and ran into goths swinging on tree branches from hooks in their backs telling us to find them on myspace
1962
y’all are talking about weed i am talking about modern phrenology
1963
ur mom got out lol twitter.com/DallasZoo/stat…
1964
i really thought everybody was mad at her
1965
have to disagree... when someone doesn't like me that's gaslighting bordering on emotional and psychological abuse cus why are you pretending like i'm not lovable twitter.com/lreadyno/statu…
1966
i ordered food and the dude delivering was like “i put a movie in there for u” and i was expecting it to be a visual album for a mixtape or something but it was just a bootleg copy of any given sunday
1967
trump is responding to nuclear fucking war the same way i respond to my friends trying to make brunch plans
1968
jessica did not come all the way from chicago, illinois to be snubbed like this. flowers for my art therapist queen from the wild hunneds
1969
libertarian representation twitter.com/thehill/status…
1970
i’m getting a half hour special
vult.re/2Rxu19S
1972
i have never been h*rny. anyone claiming otherwise is committing slander and i will alert authorities
1974
yall will LUST after 6ft men but won’t PRAY before you’re 6ft UNDER
1975
the Short King delegation does not recognize jeff bezzos as a Short King but we still advocate for his right to a size appropriate guillotine
