1851
once i learn how to whistle its over for you hoes
1853
listened to father of the bride while drinking matcha on princeton’s campus today and loqui perfectum latine nunc. vidi deum, sensī spatiī et temporis figuram: liquifiebat. ego dixi “salve!” solō, lunā, et stellīs. ego sum agricola et vita est meus agrī
1854
yaaas drown us policy king twitter.com/Reuters/status…
1855
good morning who we losing interest in after finding out they're emotionally available
1856
fiona apple’s album announcement crashed the global economy. queen twitter.com/Vancyon/status…
1857
if i see one more shrimp alfredo dish on the tl. i’m sick. i’m tired of seeing your buttered ocean roaches
1859
damn. anyway stream leviticus chapter 20 verse 13 <3 twitter.com/Just_GageXXX/s…
1860
this is the dominican host body drake is grooming to swap consciousness with twitter.com/theprincecheru…
1862
good evening short kings. remember that d*n*ld tr*mp is 6'3"
1863
the bible walked so wattpad could run
1864
let’s get a 100% italian thread going where my fellow italians at
1865
new york is simply, objectively better than los angeles and if you disagree you’re white or lying
1866
the millennial to gen z cutoff is how well you remember 9/11 and the britney, madonna and christina kiss at the vma’s
1867
wait til yall find out about 23 twitter.com/aliyahInterlud…
1868
every time a non-black person says nigga another hole is torn in the ozone layer
1870
“if hillary was president we’d be at trap brunch right now” twitter.com/adammintzer/st…
1871
i’m not going back and forth w biden supporters on here i’m in bushwick drop a pin
1872
pride month quarantine got me feeling like boo fagley
1873
boosie let another man put something inside his body..... ?
1874
all these " initiatives" to make comedy "more diverse" when all they really have to do is just shut down every improv training center
1875
and being both terrified and relieved by the thought
