1801
left: i will ruin your dinner if you are a shitty politician
right: interrupting tapas is the same as mass murder
1802
the "this isn't supposed to happen Here" subtext damn near domtext whenever there's violence where white people live
1803
black celebrity: *doesnt hate themselves*
whypipo: i can't believe we celebrate these narcissists. what has sosiety come too
1805
does anyone from chicago remember whoop that trick wednesdays on power 92 when people would call in wednesday night and announce whose ass they were going to beat
1806
somebody pour some salt on steve bannon quick before he moves to his next shell
1807
i nvr said “don’t tell them shit and send them off” bcus that simply isn’t an option anymore. look at how suspensions on this site work, how tiktok silences people, how youtube recommends yt supr3mac!st$. ppl say “the left run media/academia” but the alt-lite owns the algorithm
1808
“Boston” dynamics ??? see and theyre making sure the robots are racist
1809
“Sleepy Joe and Crazy Kamala want to give AMERICAN jobs to prisoners but NO MORE! I am signing an executive order banning private prisons IMMEDIATELY! Withdrawing my stocks NOW!” twitter.com/FrilentMusic/s…
1810
*sticks tongue out in selfie*
me: twitter.com/charli_xcx/sta…
1811
big mouth ssn3 out now i co-wrote episode 3
1812
me eating bbq after criticizing american imperialism
1814
going to a pwi twitter.com/NicoKartel/sta…
1816
tfw puberty gives u a jaw line but steals the glint in your eye
1817
someone said being conservative is the new being gay like conservatives ever had to go to public restrooms to talk about ayn rand
1819
drinking iced coffee and being divisive
1820
a lot of yall look hot as old people. i’m about to be in the retirement home dentures out diapers off
1821
my junior year remedial algebra teacher reading the class attendance sheet twitter.com/CraigSJ/status…
1822
friend: wanna go for an early morning jog in the park
me:
executive producer
dick wolf
1823
welcome to the resistance twitter.com/theavclub/stat…
1825
what’s so dope about @Ocasio2018’s win is mainstream democrats can’t keep holding poor people, people of color, and queer people hostage with “vote for us or the other side will take your rights” rhetoric. we can & will have a government that serves us
