1726
hot girl summer ✈️ vindicated incel winter twitter.com/IndieWire/stat…
1727
yall yelling at joe that man has been asleep since 5pm this is kamala starting to come down off a 2pm adderall twitter.com/POTUS/status/1…
1728
MONKEYPOX VACCINE: $900 (needle fee $500)
come SHOWERED with your arm pre-sanitized
SANITIZATION FEE: $100 (isopropyl alcohol & toilet paper) $150 (alcohol wipes)
NO BANDAIDS BRING YOUR OWN!!!
1729
me hearing white people laugh during black klansman
1730
middle class black and brown people gentrifying neighborhoods without getting noticed
1731
trump’s supreme court pick is about to be a burning cross with googly eyes
1732
city natives: can we have better schools and another hospital
gentrification: twitter.com/buzzfeednews/s…
1733
sitting down in the garden to have coffee with my wife
1734
me: capitalism is harmful
some guy: um... *hits vape pen* methinks this tweet was sent from an iPHONE... xD ... ur welcome for life, sincerely, capitalism xDD
1736
men over 6ft be like “gotta go water my beanstalk”
1738
me:
straight white guy wearing stewie griffin pajamas: sources?
1739
the three wise men carrying luxury goods into the manger
1740
lmao what is going on twitter.com/RealKHiveQueen…
1741
NEW TAME IMPALA!!!!! happy rihanna is picking up the pen again
1742
pussy is gender neutral twitter.com/SoCalStonerGir…
1744
please be nice to me i’m the first italian to have a comedy central half hour twitter.com/jaboukie/statu…
1747
statistically santa klaus has come down at least one chimney and stumbled upon someone blindfolded taking anon loads
1748
the @NYCTSubway hearing a homeless person exists
1750
Millennials Are Killing American Tradition of Having Polio
