1676
i tried to post on the black out and the “I Am Not My Ancestors: I Will Throw Hands And Earn A Masters AND Praise God” t-shirt wearing Brady Brunch delegation came at me so quick
1677
now we wait. twitter.com/PopCrave/statu…
1679
yes i may be angry, stressed, tired, under-appreciated, broken, struggling, anxious, depressed, going through it, negative, morose, apathetic, disheartened, closed off, hurt, and generally disillusioned with modern life, but at least i’m dehydrated
1680
drake was 23 when he said "i ain't santa i got something for these bad bitches too" twitter.com/whattheffacts/…
1681
you already know what the fuck is going on
1683
im ready twitter.com/bigthink/statu…
1684
.@CAH come outside i just want to fight
1685
“look how he’s out there doing the work along side them. this is what martin luther king will march for eventually”
1686
couples where the masc presenting partner is significantly shorter than the femme presenting partner are the backbone of the lgbtq+ community
1688
stormi levitating away after telekinetically throwing cardi’s shoe
1689
onion and garlic seeing the u.s. healthcare system twitter.com/Celeste_Treal/…
1690
*watches the Potato Flew Around My Room Before You Came (2014) vine while the end of humanity ramps up*
1691
circadian rhythm completely destroyed who want me
1692
when my parents came here from italy they dreamt of me returning to the motherland... mamma e papa i'm casa
1693
say what you will about astrology but we can all agree leos are the only sign with no flaws
1694
hey everyone i'm doing stand up on @FallonTonight tn. this is a literal dream come true. check it out!!!!
1695
this is the 11 year anniversary of when i was scammed out of 500k neopoints and the last time i trusted another person
1696
kanye is just the younger version of an old head in the barbershop yelling about how periods are caused by eating cauliflower
1697
thinking about getting cyberpunk. any build advice for my set up
1698
a romcom where a gay falls in love with a straight and the straight gives up their drivers license just to be with them
1699
my dad: pass mi di ting
me: what thing
dad: the ting
me: where
dad: di ting ova dere suh
me: where
dad: *pointing w lips* dere suh
1700
me moving in w my cousins in rural jamaica
