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Don't [ask questions just consume product and then get excited for next products]. twitter.com/EAStarWars/sta…
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Most of the "Japanese" restaurants in your country are not owned or staffed by Japanese.
Even on your West Coast, only about 1 in 10 restaurants is "real".
Do you care about that?
Were you even aware of that?
Japanese are aware.
Japanese do not care.
So why do you?
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The Cyclists™ are acting like they didn't all have training wheels on their bicycles when they were 5 years old when training wheels are hella fun because you can't fall over see ya later losers <honk honk>
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When you find the shitty gamers and they are you.
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Come on down to beautiful Brighton and sign up for a summer holiday at the Eurogamer office, kids.
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"Video game journalists are—"
camera cuts to a closeup of mombot's hideous scarecrow mouth as her rotten cucumber of a tongue masseuses, in slow motion, every syllable through a picket line of black road cones that might have been teeth
"ＥＸＴＲＥＭＥＬＹ
ＰＲＩＶＩＬＥＧＥＤ"
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Playing video games until late at night, then hastily writing a 3,000-word essay the morning before a deadline?
Every college student pays tuition to do that.
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Ah, there is the truth of it.
Did you know?
Many adults work every day.
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Netflix, standing back to look at their work: "There, perfect."
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Spike is Jewish. twitter.com/VICE/status/11…
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Monkey Island 2 was released in 1991.
I had forgotten about this.
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Stop insincerely conflating the falsehood that games need to be made easier for disabled people and the truism that disabled people should be provided with the tools to play on the same level as everyone else, and start doing your job, you benevolently prejudiced smell-feasts.
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V is an original character that Virgil posted on DeviantArt when he was like 14
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This person must be one of those right-wing Evangelical Christians that Matt Myers talked about.
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The yellow comment is a moderator of reddit's r/games board.
Why would you want to talk about video games on a forum full of people that don't like people who like video games?
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Wow, can't believe that @Polygon works with misogynists like this.
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You don't receive ad revenue from @SavedYouAClickV. twitter.com/eurogamer/stat…
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"Accessibility".
For some reason, I only ever hear this word come out of some people's mouths when they are mad about sucking at video games.
I'm starting to suspect that they don't really give a damn about gamers with disabilities, and just want to use them as a bludgeon.
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SNK put a strong black woman in Samurai Showdown and rather than celebrate, half of ResetERA are trying to pick it apart.
What a bunch of unpleasable weirdos.
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Game journalist, crouching behind a small child in a wheelchair: Imagine saying that not everything is for me.
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Game: Appeals to exactly 4 Bay Area hipsters
Blog gnomes: Gonna cry? gonna pee your pants? Not every game is FOR you
Game: Is hard
Blog gnomes: Way to be exclusionary towards game bloggers and the disabled people I flippantly use as props in my internet fights, gamer scum
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Asuka weebs and Rei weebs have been arguing for 23 years, so the Japanese government declared a winner to put a stop to it.
Welcome to the imperial era of "reiwa".
みんなのおかん。ゲーム好き。Everyone's #01 Mom. I like video games.