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Early screenings of Godzilla: King of the Monsters has some critics complaining that it places too much emphasis on the monsters fighting and not enough human drama.
So it's good.
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Twitter alternatives fail because they try to cater to a community. Twitter is not a community. Twitter is a Florida meth war inside a hurricane. People are here to bathe in blood and collect screenshots of protected accounts like a necklace of human ears.
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Wizard: Brave Hero, thy quest is finally at an end. Ye have saved the princess and our kingdom. As reward, I shall grant ye ONE wish. Choose wise—
Me: Erase all furries
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