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"I like your twitter"
Thanks friend!
"I drew this for you"
Thank you, that's cool!
"I want to fuck the fat evangelion in your profile pic"
Haha OK d—
"Here's my cock out + Frodo's sword for scale"
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My brain: Things are not "worse" than when you were young. Everyone yearns for their youth, when pain was only an infrequent guest, and sleep was only disturbed by dreams of tomorrow. The hands of time turn on, and resistance will see you crushed between their gears.
My eyes:
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Tweetus deleetus.
Threatening to ruin some person's career over a petty slight.
E3 is a magical place.
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The new Switch is mobile only.
So, it's a Gameboy. twitter.com/AUTOMATONJapan…
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Hey, I've seen this one.
It's a classic. twitter.com/PUBGMOBILE/sta…
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Meanwhile 4chan is working furiously to dox the ice cream for making out with a black girl. twitter.com/CBSNews/status…
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Every time I see a foreign tourist with a tattoo of "heart" (心) I remember that it is an etymological offshoot of a 3,000 year-old ideogram that is basically a cock and balls.
Thanks China.
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And yet I am still proud while all of the megacorps took theirs off at 11:59:59 on June 30th like they were forced to wear the pink bunny pajamas grandma made for them while grandma was visiting and she finally went home.
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Kotaku: We got mad at a thing that didn't actually happen in a video game.
Also Kotaku: twitter.com/Kotaku/status/…
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Why are people willing to pay full price for a new video game that, at its core, has the same economic model as a free mobile game designed to addict the user and rip them off?
I do not care if you dress these products in the skins of my favorite characters.
I don't want it.
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Stop insincerely conflating the falsehood that games need to be made easier for disabled people and the truism that disabled people should be provided with the tools to play on the same level as everyone else, and start doing your job, you benevolently prejudiced smell-feasts.
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What the heck did you just hecking say about me, you little gamer? I'll have you know that I graduated at the top of my course at Sheboygan Community College's Faculty of Creative Writing and have over 100 self-diagnosed emotional issues.
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Streamers are marketing tools.
By crying about streamers taking away their business, game bloggers are tacitly admitting that they are also marketing tools.
They are just less effective.
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Good morning.
Did you know that there is an official, Evangelion-themed natural disaster warning app?
The app is available in English as well as Japanese.
nerv.app
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A cosplayer in Jiangsu, China was taken away by police and interrogated for 5 hours for wearing a Japanese kimono.
In the video, a police officer shouts, "If you were wearing a Chinese dress, I wouldn't have stopped you... You are Chinese. Aren't you?"
news.livedoor.com/lite/article_d…
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The world is 4.54 billion years old and I just had to have the luck to exist at the same time as furries.
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Spike is Jewish. twitter.com/VICE/status/11…
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Some otherkin hate furries because they think that furries are "just pretending to be animals" and are therefore "appropriating their culture".
Like militant trans people that hate crossdressers, except these people think they're real animorphs.
I need a minute to process this.
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That was you.
You did that. twitter.com/GIBiz/status/1…
みんなのおかん。ゲーム好き。Everyone's #01 Mom. I like video games.