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WINDOWS MVP MASTERCLASS:
Key to solving issues is RESETTING STATE. This is the secret to so much. It's why rebooting often works. But that's just beginning.
Knowing the nuances gives you omnipotent superpowers. I do it often.
I've talked before, but I'm going to re-state😉 it:
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It's worth noting that American emergency room doctors are so good at saving human lives from bullet wounds the US military trains at our hospitals. Many of these people would be dead anywhere else on planet Earth, and will be rendered untold disabilities and lifelong suffering. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
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I'm tired of the wounded being treated as the happy option.
The happy option is not getting fucking disemboweled by a rifle.
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Person: I like self-checkout for my disability and living situation
Internet: Why do you hate workers rights twitter.com/dropoutninja/s…
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Feel free to reply to this ad with your thoughts on k1cking your girlfriend 1I7 times and then smothering her and threatening to continue attempting to murder her
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She's ten but the state of Ohio wants her to be a mother
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Regarding the Secret Service deletion: IT must straight up say no to bullshit requests that will get you deposed. Employment isn't a fealty contract. Don't be their victim.
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Microsoft: We're sorry Office365 is dow–
Me: *pressing my finger against Microsoft's lips* There's nothing to be sorry for
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Due to fear mongering about stimulants like Adderrall my (hopefully soon to be former) psychiatrist let me know their policy is now I have to take two random drug tests a year, within 24 hours.
I've been on this medication for 20 years.
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Babe wake up new cultural preservation just dropped twitter.com/cinnmntographe…
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NO CYBER NUCLEAR ANYTHING. YOU REINSTALL THAT FLOPPY DRIVE THIS FUCKING INSTANT. twitter.com/ArmsControlWon…
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NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST DOES NOT NEED A "SINGLE PANE OF GLASS" I DO NOT CARE WHAT THE DEFENSE CONTRACTOR SAYS
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The job description of a Security Engineer is just going "what the fuck" and then doing something about it
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My video card driver is asking for 2FA
I think we fucked up
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There are three major Sysmon configurations:
@SwiftOnSecurity : A great introductory walkthrough of many of the settings. Get started with 1 command
@olafhartong: Extremely maintainable with detailed rule notes for guided response and SIEM.
@cyb3rops: Bleeding-edge and proactive.
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Challenge: How to deploy browser adblocking company-wide without possibly hitting our own global properties, internal sites, or getting noticed by marketing?
Push a uBlock Origin policy with Hroup Policy including a RegEx that disables it on domains with our company name.
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Microsoft has a killteam under Satya with global authority to terminate anyone who reaches 100% understanding of the Registry.
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Bing's decent into an embarrassing bullshitfest clickbait farm run by people without shame or allegiance to the Microsoft brand. Literally kill the entire team, Microsoft's pursuit for revenue is sick and a sign of a much deeper rot in culture.
bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/…
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Browser extensions are not a fucking collectors item you psychos stop installing them you are installing a remote control portal into every page you open holy shit
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Treating someone as a flawless paragon is not respect. You have stripped away their complexity and volition to act as they see fit, outside your approval. Simply a doll miming your own will until they break the character you've constructed for them. It is humiliating denigration.
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Russia just got one of the greatest SharePoint admins of all time
computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay. Microsoft MVP, Client Security @SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange