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Now imagine children instead and that's mobile games twitter.com/xooset/status/…
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Every League of Legends player acts like they're in prison and it's the only game on the computer
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Kids growing up on iPads means telling people to press Alt+F4 to unlock infinite ammo is going to start working again
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20 years ago, nVidia released the GeForce FX 5800 Ultra. The first OEM card with a dual-slot cooler, it was an immature design and extremely loud - dubbed the "Dustbuster."
Acknowledging the issue, they released the following video as an MPEG download from their website.
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"Why won't anybody host our doxing website" twitter.com/GossiTheDog/st…
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You on Twitter:
"I had ice cream today. 😁"
The replies:
"I'm lactose intolerant please delete this?"
"Here's a video of a calf being taken from its mother by a forklift."
"Dairy truckers are not unionized and routinely have to pay for the mistakes of plant operators."
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*screams into pillow* twitter.com/kamiljdudek/st…
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The Wacom driver in Lenovo's spawns powershell once a minute to see if the Win10 UWP app is installed.
Truly we live in a hell driven by absence of shame nor corrective control to the programmer-class stealing our lives. twitter.com/n3wjack/status…
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Any virtual community tech that doesn't embrace furries has no future they are the weavers of culture the pioneers of replacing reality with another.
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Furries are fucking decades ahead of Mark Zuckerberg. twitter.com/Tokyozilla/sta…
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Deploying an IT solution without ongoing rationalization of assets in existence vs assets under management and reporting telemetry
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In this thread I'm going to describe why you must pick the water bottle because upon it humanity can become a multi-planet species 🧵
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EVERY IT JOB DESCRIPTION: MANAGE THESE COMPUTERS
YOU: YAY IM COMPUTER GOOD
EVERY IT JOB ACTUALITY: MANAGE THESE FUCKING PEOPLE
YOU: OH NO IM PEOPLE BAD
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I'm sorry to report that working in Security is less "bleeding-edge malware research" and more "project manager for people who don't report to you."
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Don't date anybody in IT who doesn't look at a septic tank maintenance worker and thinks, "wow somebody with an actual job that improves society."
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PayPal is a deliriously dipshit company victimizing innumerable vulnerable people without recourse through regulatory evasion so whatever they can get fucked on their day in the sun
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They convinced us a high school football stadium of nuclear waste, 40 grams of nuclear waste per person per year, was a crime. They sentenced us to a hell of decapping Appalachian mountains for coal, poisoning drinking water, and being subservient to genocidal dictators.
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The greatest betrayal and intellectual conceit of our forerunners was environmentalist values based on aesthetics instead of result. The image of a nuclear cooling tower as a threat is amongst the highest betrayal of our world today. We get to live in their dying, choking utopia.
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Too much of InfoSec is trying to put bandages on hemorrhoids, and then resentfully telling people it would work if only they'd stop pooping.
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Mystery: CPU fan at max, high Defender usage, but no current scan.
Launch
New-MpPerformanceRecording -recordto c:\1.etl
, run for bit,
Get-MpPerformanceReport c:\1.etl -topprocesses 100
Result: Dell SupportAssist was poking all EXE files on drive, triggering on-access scans.
computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay. Microsoft MVP, Client Security @SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange