727
Me: Thought I was gonna die from coughing so much from my last bong rip
My brain:
729
“You trynna smoke right now? I got you”
“Na I’m good” t.co/dSdGFGBiXx
730
Have you ever tried smoking from a Banana before?
734
When you’re smoking with the homie and you trying to figure out if he’s coughing cause of the blunt or if he got the corona
735
Me coming up with all the reasons that I should stop smoking weed
736
Coronavirus finally makes my choice of staying home, smoking weed, watching Netflix and sleeping socially acceptable
737
“Yo this piece is fire, it hits so smoothly, who’s is it?”
“That’s Rudy Gobert’s piece”
738
Your quarantine prep vs mine. We are not the same
740
Stoners when that 1k check from the government hits
741
Me meeting up with all the homies for a legendary smoke session after the quarantine is over
744
Officially 4/20 for the next 30 days, let’s live it up 🙏
748
When you get the alert that the quarantine is over and you can finally smoke with the homies again
749
When I go to the grocery store high and hungry
750
Me going to the dispensary with my $1,200 from the government
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