777
When you smoke to cure your sadness but now you’re just high and sad
778
Welcome to Taco Bell, what would you like to order?
Me high af: yea let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
781
Me coming home after a rough day ready to smoke myself into another dimension
782
Me after taking my first dab and someone asks if I’m ok
783
One man is the fastest on land
One man is the fastest in water
Both smoke weed and have a total of 48 Olympic medals combined
784
Doc: What’s the problem?
Man: It’s my joints
Doc: They hurt?
Man: No, I suck at rolling them
787
Me high af trynna read my text for the 10th time before pressing send
788
Stoners be like “I know a spot” and then take you here
789
When your homie is sad so you hand them an edible and a blunt
790
An accurate summary of how 2020 has been going
792
When your plug says they just pulled up outside
793
When I ask my friend if they want to smoke and they say no
794
Paul McCartney arrested for half a pound of weed in Japan (1980)
796
When you’re next in the rotation but the person holding the blunt decides this is the perfect time to start telling a story
797
My favorite fragrance is Marijuana by Dé Drúg Dèélior
799
Alcohol is so much better than weed bro i’m telling you
Me:
800
When you finally sit down with your food, a packed bong and a Netflix show already picked out
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