679
You ever smoke some weed that gets you so high, you understand why some people don’t like smoking weed?
681
Friend: “I’m outside, you wanna go smoke a blunt”
Me: twitter.com/moprobIems/sta…
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When you roll an absolutely perfect blunt twitter.com/ARIE77E/status…
683
When you’re rolling up the blunt and hear someone whisper “wtf is taking so long”
684
That lil head nod, decisions were made 😂
685
When you show up the party and find out nobody has any weed
686
Doctor: Do you smoke cigarettes, marijuana or vape?
*Mom staring at me*
Me:
688
When you’re on your 5th “damn, that’s crazy” of the conversation and they ask if you’re even listening
689
“I’ve got a blunt waiting for you at home” twitter.com/unrooolie/stat…
690
When you stand up after the edible fully hit
691
Me watching my friend roll up cause I have no idea how
692
When you go to the kitchen baked out of your mind but you see your parents sitting there
693
When someone tries to tell me alcohol is better than weed
694
Me: Do I look high?
Friend: Na you’re good!
Me:
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When your life is falling apart so you smoke yourself to sleep
696
Me trying to get my homie to pass the blunt
698
When you realize next year is 4/20 all of April
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When you bought the weed, brought it to the party, rolled the blunt and sparked it with your lighter
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