526
“I’ve got a blunt waiting for you at home” twitter.com/unrooolie/stat…
527
When you’re on your 5th “damn, that’s crazy” of the conversation and they ask if you’re even listening
529
Doctor: Do you smoke cigarettes, marijuana or vape?
*Mom staring at me*
Me:
530
When you show up the party and find out nobody has any weed
531
That lil head nod, decisions were made 😂
532
When you’re rolling up the blunt and hear someone whisper “wtf is taking so long”
533
When you roll an absolutely perfect blunt twitter.com/ARIE77E/status…
534
Friend: “I’m outside, you wanna go smoke a blunt”
Me: twitter.com/moprobIems/sta…
536
You ever smoke some weed that gets you so high, you understand why some people don’t like smoking weed?
542
My bank account
when I text my Me
dealer for the
3rd time this week
543
Me high out of my mind watching my friend roll another blunt
544
This used to scare me, but now I’m trynna find this girls plug twitter.com/grandkhai/stat…
545
When I show up to the homies place and he asks if I’m trying to smoke
549
“I usually only take one bong rip before I go to bed”
Me:
550
might fuck around and
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