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Can’t wait to be an old grandpa and whip this jawn out to tell my grandkids about when weed was illegal
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My face when I check my stash after rolling a couple blunts
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Me and my cousins right before Thanksgiving dinner
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When you’re high af and have absolutely no idea what this person you’re talking to is saying twitter.com/wizoplehtan/st…
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Me looking at the Taco Bell menu high af knowing full well I’m just gonna order the same thing as always
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The House Judiciary Committee just approved a bill to make cannabis federally legal 💨💨
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When you take your first dab and your homies ask if you’re good
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The turkey isn’t the only thing getting baked this Thanksgiving
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When you bought the weed, brought it to the party, rolled the blunt and sparked it with your lighter
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When you realize next year is 4/20 all of April
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Me trying to get my homie to pass the blunt
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When your life is falling apart so you smoke yourself to sleep
521
Me: Do I look high?
Friend: Na you’re good!
Me:
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When someone tries to tell me alcohol is better than weed
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When you go to the kitchen baked out of your mind but you see your parents sitting there
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Me watching my friend roll up cause I have no idea how
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When you stand up after the edible fully hit
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