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Your quarantine prep vs mine. We are not the same
478
“Yo this piece is fire, it hits so smoothly, who’s is it?”
“That’s Rudy Gobert’s piece”
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Coronavirus finally makes my choice of staying home, smoking weed, watching Netflix and sleeping socially acceptable
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Me coming up with all the reasons that I should stop smoking weed
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When you’re smoking with the homie and you trying to figure out if he’s coughing cause of the blunt or if he got the corona
485
Have you ever tried smoking from a Banana before?
486
“You trynna smoke right now? I got you”
“Na I’m good” t.co/dSdGFGBiXx
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Me: Thought I was gonna die from coughing so much from my last bong rip
My brain:
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When you take a hit of a spliff and it’s 90% tobacco 10% weed twitter.com/Kid_Phenom7/st…
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Me when I’m bored trying to think of something to do
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When you were hyped to smoke but the person rolling the blunt start licking it like this twitter.com/WandsWithJuan/…
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Mom: Look me in the eyes and tell me you weren’t out getting high with your friends
Me stoned af:
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Me getting ready to buy weed for the first time practicing how I’m gonna pay the dealer twitter.com/CorporatePlugg…
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Me fighting the urge to roll a fat blunt just after picking up twitter.com/blocboytogata/…
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Gotta find the plug before the government comes knocking trynna draft me for WW3
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When someone who put in no money or bud tries to sneak their way next into the rotation
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