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My #CoachellaFashion AKA How I Almost Sweat To Death In The Desert
1203
Excited to attend the live action #AttackOnTitan world premiere! #AoTmovie
@nedacus @korndiddy @sweetestsara
1204
This has been the absolute horniest timeline of any election I have ever seen.
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Look, ma, I'm in the @nytimes 😵
Beyond excited to share the new, exciting projects I'm working on soon in my career 🙏
nytimes.com/2018/04/19/sty…
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The Try Guys will live stream every day this week on Facebook while in Florida! 🌴🌴🌴 @korndiddy @KeithHabs @nedacus
1212
Disney: developing a live-action #Mulan
Me: puts on wig and dress
#NowPourTheTea
1215
I identify strongly as an SNL Cut For Time sketch.
1216
Petition for the Academy to return to my childhood and award one of these timeless classics Best Popular Film #Oscars
1217
Let me make this crystal clear: when I talk about being Asian, I'm not joking.
I'm complimenting myself.
1218
A huge thank you to @GenerationTux for providing the groomsmen suits for @KeithHabs' wedding! Amazing styles and customer service. #TryGuys
1219
My stance on payment method reinforces my Americanness: I prefer the feeling of the swipe. I know it's less secure, but it's far more satisfying as a physical motion. It's sexy. It's aggressive. It's luxurious. Tapping is cold. Inserting is boring. Swiping will be sorely missed.
1220
You know how in apocalypse movies where a part of the population starts freaking out because they’re infected by something unfamiliar and start rampaging? I felt like I was in one when I woke up to people losing their minds over the Instagram update. I’ve already locked my doors.
1221
I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING AND IDGAF WHAT YOU THINK
More importantly, please like and retweet this
- People on Twitter
1222
Found out more about them! Apparently they're meant to target Chinese immigrants and swindle them out of money by making them believe they're in trouble with the government. 😡
pcmag.com/news/367491/ch…
1223
MOM: I love you and am always so proud of you
[one hour later]
MOM: WHY YOU DON'T ANSWER TEXT I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
#momtext
1224
HIM: WHY DID YOU UNFRIEND ME
ME: All caps
HIM: WHAT
ME: You only type in all caps
HIM: THATS NOT A REASON TO UNFRIEND SOMEONE
ME: Yes it is
1225
How to survive a disaster movie:
- Be a lead character
- Be a damsel in distress
- Be a cute dog
Everyone else is fucked.
