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1105
them: there’s something in your teeth
me: *pick*
them: no other side
me: *pick*
them: no on the top
me: *pick piCK PICK*
them: one tooth over
me: *PICKPICKPICKPICKPICK*
me: did I get it?
them: mmm no you just pushed it in
me: *pick* how bout now?
them: don’t worry about it
1106
I literally screamed WOBBUFFET twitter.com/VancityReynold…
1107
You can just FEEL the passion and joy and NECESSITY from this trailer and by those who worked on this project. It absolutely RADIATES. 🌟 @jonmchu @Lin_Manuel #InTheHeightsMovie twitter.com/Lin_Manuel/sta…
1108
But sure, keep going off with the false equivalence about how people are rude to you at restaurants. Sending thoughts and prayers that you can persevere and get your overcooked steak somewhere else.
1109
Everyone's always talking ad nauseam about being an introvert, extrovert, or ambivert
I'm a whatevert because who the fuck cares
1111
I should add that my wish isn't that the cast be all Asian, but most importantly, be true to the source material, which for Cowboy Bebop involves a futuristic multi-racial, integrated society with heavy Japanese, Chinese, and American influences. Diverse, but true to character!
1112
They’re gonna teach classes about @JordanPeele’s fantastic cinematic visions in the future. There’s a specificity to the mythology that reminds me of Asian New Wave horror, except no one’s remaking it for Western audiences. It’s wholly, refreshingly original. #WatchYourself twitter.com/JordanPeele/st…
1113
Jon Snow plans a wedding:
me: flowers?
jon: hm let's go with hydrangeas and sacrificing ourselves with no strategy whatsoever
#GameOfThrones
1114
What your parents say:
"Hi, how have you been?"
What your parents mean:
"GET MARRIED, MAKE BABIES."
1117
ME: "I love you!"
GRANDMA: "Okay."
*hangs up phone*
#AsianGrandmas
1119
If men had periods I'm pretty sure we'd be in about a hundred world wars right now.
1120
the biggest celebrity sighting at #SXSW #detectivepikachumovie
1121
My entire life has been making amazing friends with people...the SECOND time they meet me. Most of my close friends will agree that, "oh yeah, the first time I met you, I assumed you were a dick/bitch/asshole/unfriendly."
1122
Here's how you can help the victims in Las Vegas
gofundme.com/dr2ks2-las-veg…
1123
Listen, y'all need to stop making fun of white gays for their privilege until I'm sitting next to you while you do it.
1124
[standing next to old lady on subway]
HER: "You got a nice ass for a Chinese."
#NYC
1125
Here's some old home movies of me and my sisters growing up in Texas in honor of each and every unique Korean American experience. I'm forever thankful for our people's perseverance and sacrifice. Wishing you and your families a happy Korean American Day!
