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Some news:
New merch.
New logo.
New haircut.
New-gene.
tryguys.com
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If you see me out, feel free to approach me, I'm typically a blast to hang out with. Most everyone says, "wow I thought you'd be mean!" Nope, I'm just a mean-faced/anxiety-ridden, standoffish/fun-loving, conflicted person.
This has been today's episode of "Eugene Has Feelings."
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Ladies and gentlemen, the most majestic goddamn photo I have ever taken:
Starring professional unicorn @KeithHabs
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MOM: Why people keep calling you 'dad?' ARE YOU A DAD?
ME: No, Mom, it's Internet slang.
MOM: Ah. So you are not an actual dad.
ME: NO MOM.
880
Guns don't kill people
People kill people
Using guns
Lots and lots of guns
881
the lengths i would go to get my hands on these as a kid
882
The queer Power Rangers reboot looks fire. 🔥🏳️🌈 @Caradelevingne @antoni @jvn @nicolebyer
Thank you so much to @TrevorProject and @amitpaley for bringing together the community to help support saving young LGBTQ lives. We were all magical kids in need of hope and guidance. 💜
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When public racist incidents happen to an Asian person and they remain calm and quiet: yes it's partially cultural, but it's also their right to react in a way that makes them feel safe.
HOWEVER, 👏 if I EVER see any RACIST SHENANIGANS, 👏 I and MANY Asians will LAY YOU OUT. 👏
884
"FUUUCK YEEESSSS"
we screamed loudly at our computers after seeing @RyankPotter was cast as Beast Boy 🐉 in the live-action #Titans series 🙌
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It bears repeating
The victims of this heinous hate crime
Were LGBTQ, LATINX, and/or ALLIES
Don't ever forget that twitter.com/BuzzFeed/statu…
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This is a wonderful, powerful, gorgeous proclamation from a wonderful, powerful, gorgeous woman. Inspired and proud of you being you, @NikkieTutorials! 💜 twitter.com/NikkieTutorial…
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it's the first Friday night of 2019 and I feel like I've already committed to improving m--
*friend texts to go out*
--k it's bout time to break every New Year's resolution I made
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the inner machinations of this musical are an enigma
#SpongeBobSquarePants #imready
891
I always forget that I told y'all to transform into a couch.
892
Democrats checking each other before walking into the House the first day of the new Congress #Election2018 🏳️🌈👩🏿⚖️👩🏼⚖️👩🏻⚖️👩🏽⚖️👩🏾⚖️🏳️🌈 @TheOnlyMayhem
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🎤 A WES WORLD EXCLUSIVE 🔥
@KeithHabs @nedfulmer
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My friend just met my mom for the first time. She kept referring to Gary, who lives with her.
My mom asked if Gary was her husband.
My friend replied, “Gary is my cat.”
Happy #InternationalWomensDay to all the amazing women in my life. 💜
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My underwear and socks always match my outfit and I applaud anyone else who obsesses over this unseen, underappreciated triumph of fashion
👏👙👏🧦👏
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Here's the full video:
youtube.com/watch?v=d4vHeg…
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thought I was mentally prepared for this but need it to be over
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Tyler Perry’s I Can Get Drunk All By Myself
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This is the perfect year to recognize that you can only stand being around 3 of your family members during the holidays. twitter.com/annehelen/stat…
