1026
Waited until the last moment to say Happy #NationalSiblingsDay because the point of having brothers and sisters is to reluctantly love them in the most passive-aggressive way possible.
1028
News and pop culture have gotten so relentless that I can’t even finish a salad without getting mad or excited about something.
1029
them: hi welcome to Chipotle h-
me: the final season of #GameOfThrones cost over $90 million and the Battle of Winterfell took over 55 days to shoot making it the longest scene ever committed to film in history surpassing the Battle of Helm's Deep from The LOTR The Two Towers
1030
mom: hello how have you bee-
me: if anything happens to Arya over the next six weEKS I WILL BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND I SWEAR TO GOD #GameofThrones
1031
The startling reality that we can lose important historic sites in an instant and be able to witness it around the world is absolutely devastating. Notre-Dame is not just a building - it's a significant part of the French people and the heart of Paris. Désolé. 💔 twitter.com/patrickgaley/s…
1032
For many, Paris is the gateway city for travelers to begin appreciating the preservation of art, architecture, and culture. For me, on a deeply personal note, it's a second home. My mother has lived there for 20 years, my stepfather for many, many more. We are all heartbroken. 😢
1035
My mother has finally discovered Twitter and isn't very pleased with how "silly" and "mean" everyone acts on here - myself included - so she asked me to only post nice things like compliments and pictures of me in suits.
Here ya go, Mom:
1036
Imagine how many historical texts looked similar to this after awful men came together to edit the reputation of other awful men. #MuellerReport
1037
1039
try guys videos...
me:
ned: HOLD MY BABY
zach: GIVE US YOUR CAR
keith: SIT ON MY LAP
me:
them: HERE'S A CLOWN
1040
@korndiddy and a happy Passover to you, bitch.
1041
Absolutely horrific news from Sri Lanka. No one should ever experience senseless violence like this. The cowardice of terrorists continues to represent the worst of humanity. We stand with Sri Lanka and the survivors and hope you stay strong. twitter.com/TwitterMoments…
1042
Everyone's timelines on Sunday evening, April 28th, 2019:
#GameofThrones twitter.com/ladygaga/statu…
1043
*Arya Stark voice*
Ned Fulmer
Keith Habersberger
Zach Kornfeld twitter.com/tryguys/status…
1044
My fellow Pokémon fans: what is, in your opinion, the coolest looking Pokémon ever?
1046
parents at me watching
graduation #AvengersEndgame
🤝🏻
nonstop clapping, cheering,
and crying because my
precious babies are
all grown up
1047
I love all the Marvel characters but Nebula is my fave because I have great taste and am emotionally unavailable.
Please join my fan club where we attempt to feel our own feelings by talking about how much we hate our families and stabbing things.
1048
some of y’all were never spanked by everyday household objects and it shows
