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This administration is really out here trying to erase the single most important value my immigrant parents raised me to love about this country, huh. twitter.com/NPR/status/116…
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If I learned how to cook with even half the time I spend watching cooking videos I'd be the next Gordon Ramsay but instead I've chosen to sit here on my ass and watch another chef tell me how to temper chocolate.
628
Petition for a Thirtysomething Choice Awards. Categories include "Choice Relatable Self-Hating Character," "Choice Adult Crying In A Bathroom Or Car Scene," and "Choice Nostalgia Cash Grab." Winners take home a magnum bottle of wine. Winners are usually Laura Dern. #TeenChoice
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me: i took the stairs today
simone biles: twitter.com/nzaccardi/stat…
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People are always so surprised when I mention that I'm an introvert until they turn back around and realize that I've already left their party.
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if this image of a cul-de-sac makes your skin crawl, you probably grew up in one
633
So is history basically wealthy, powerful men being evil and disgusting while fucking over everyone else or am I putting it too nicely.
635
You say your dog needs training, but you're the one who needs the training first.
You think your pet needs you, but you're the one who doesn't need a pet.
Loving something ≠ treating it with respect.
This ignorant, casual abuse of animals is more commonplace than we think. t.co/BovZKatanm
636
Kindly take your thoughts and prayers and turn them into effective gun control you shitless cowardly bitchass excuses for leaders.
637
What’s the thing that made you cry at the movies that wasn’t even sad?
638
That’s a wrap on the @tryguys Legends of the Internet Tour! 🤘
Thank you so much, from the bottom of our hearts, to everyone who came out to see us. We love you all.
💚❤️💜💙
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dear @djkhaled
please get #pizzawithkeith 🍕
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The @tryguys are thrilled to be performing at the historic @BeaconTheatre 🎭 tonight and even more excited that it’s also our baby boy @korndiddy’s 💚 birthday 🎂 and NYC homecoming! 🎉 Happy 29th, Zach! 💙❤️💜
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I've finally come to a place in my life where I'd like to forgive and wish only the best for the people who used to bully me.
Whatever your names are.
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I can’t wait for everyone to have a poster of @SimuLiu on your walls. 🙌
643
Asian August?
Naw, it’s Just As Asian July...
And Super Asian September...
We’re Asian and rising, ALL 👏 YEAR 👏 ROUND 👏.
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This venue is where I saw my first musical, ballet, and symphony as a lost, insecure little kid.
Now, I’m proudly performing across America as an out, gay Asian artist in front of thousands of people.
I’m living proof of fulfilling impossible dreams. Look at me now, Dad. 💜
647
Does anyone else take photos of their dogs licking until they capture the perfect pbbbt face? Please share your pup’s best pbbbt.
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Every single person who’s ever been told to “go back to their country” uses that racist diatribe as fuel to continue thriving and loving and being better Americans than all the xenophobic assholes who are threatened and dumb enough to say that shit to them in the first place.
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Sugar, Spice, & Everything Nice
@bretmanrock @lifeofrickey
