1576
ME: [small talk]
MOM: [vague interest]
ME: "I got a sunburn."
MOM: "OMG YOU HAVE SKIN CANCER WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING SUNSCREEN?!"
#AsianMoms
1577
Yo Asian elders
Make it rain red envelopes
Children gettin' paid
#HappyLunarNewYear #haiku
1579
My mom watched my hair video and texted me this:
"Eugene, you look sick and hungry."
#AsianMoms #whyyousoskinny
1580
We learned about how truly difficult it is to immigrate to America 🇺🇸
@korndiddy @nedfulmer @KeithHabs #TryGuys
youtube.com/watch?v=v-eLrA…
1581
🎎
@steveyeun
#UnforgettableGala
Tux by @MusikaFrere
1582
A wild Ash Ketchum appears at a @lewberger concert to sing the @Pokemon theme song w/
@KeithHabs & @alexandermlewis
1583
@EugeneLeeYang I could write a book based on the conversations I have with my mom. She is savage AF and my idol.
1584
I'm rarely "offended" by anything. I just think you're really, really, really, really, really, really stupid.
1585
Watching West Side Story and my dog starts fighting his friend over a toy
Now I can show this to explain America
1586
HIM: You ordered too much dim sum.
ME: That is the most ridiculous thing I've heard in my entire life.
1587
We have every right to be angry right now. We must harness that energy to make changes that benefit every American.
You can help by volunteering to register voters from home!
Every little bit helps: VolunteersWinElections.today/EugeneLeeYang
twitter.com/albinokid/stat…
1588
The #TryGuys Try Cuban Miami 🇨🇺🌴
Special thanks to the people of Little Havana ❤️
@nedfulmer @KeithHabs @korndiddy
youtube.com/watch?v=GGPEyV…
1589
ME: "Happy International Women's Day!"
MOM: "Huh?"
ME: "Today's dedicated to women's equality."
MOM: "That should just be every day."
1590
Guns don't kill people
People kill people
Using guns
Lots and lots of guns
1591
Happy Birthday, @itsashlyperez, you gorgeous goddess!
We are all the Karlie to your Taylor.
#demphotoshopskillstho
1592
Got my face contoured and hair slicked back for an upcoming #TryGuys video
1593
Watching the Republican debate right after Beyonce's #Formation is like getting fucked good and then your ass is taken to Denny's
1594
HIM: WHY DID YOU UNFRIEND ME
ME: All caps
HIM: WHAT
ME: You only type in all caps
HIM: THATS NOT A REASON TO UNFRIEND SOMEONE
ME: Yes it is
1597
That moment when you're not a baseball fan but you're watching the World Series and rooting for the @Cubs like your future depends on it ⚾️
1598
THEM: "You only like K-Pop because you're Korean."
ME: "No. I like K-Pop because I get to HEAR and SEE Koreans. There's a big difference."
1599
My dog - I mean, dragon - wants to wish you all a Happy Lunar New Year!
