1551
AZ. GA. NC. And my home state of TX.
4 Swing States
5 Senate Seats
$45 to Fire 45.
If you're able to, match me here: 45tofire45.com
twitter.com/albinokid/stat…
1552
The moment you realize you love something you hate
1553
This appears to be the primary petition for Javier Ambler to hold the deputies who killed him and the Williamson County Sheriff's Office accountable:
chng.it/S77cgvS7
1554
FRIEND: [sees my new hair] "So you're finally following what white guys started, huh?"
ME: "You know top knots are from Asia, right?"
1555
American history in a nutshell: people debating about how scary brown people are.
1556
Quinta B. understands twitter.com/quintabrunson/…
1558
Take Your Child To Work Day = every day
#hehasnoideawhatheisdoing
1559
I love my small eyes and wide nose
I love all your small eyes and wide noses
They are beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
1560
I seriously just accidentally said "pasta" instead of "hello" to my Uber driver. #hungrymistakes
1561
First thought I have when I meet someone is wondering what their pinky toenails look like because I'm always shocked when I finally see them
1563
10/10 would watch
11/10 would apply
12/10 would be the villain
Another must-watch video by the amazing @wongfupro
youtube.com/watch?v=ag1Iis…
1564
I just saw Star Wars and now I can't sleep because of the million raging nerd boners I have
1565
Introducing my aunt to coworkers:
THEM - "Hi what's your name?"
HER - "Aunt."
#AsianPeople
1566
"What do you think SMT means before WTF?"
@korndiddy just asked this because he's the most millennial person ever
1567
It bears repeating
The victims of this heinous hate crime
Were LGBTQ, LATINX, and/or ALLIES
Don't ever forget that twitter.com/BuzzFeed/statu…
1568
"OMG I'm like literally dead."
- said no literally dead person ever
1569
This is what my dreams look like
#buzzfeednow
1570
Further proof that @KeithHabs should host everything 👏👏👏 twitter.com/buzzfeed/statu…
1571
I'm often asked about my K-Pop biases. Here's my favorite @GirlsGeneration members:
3) Sunny
2) Sooyoung
1) Hyoyeon
1572
I keep confusing the words "gym" and "couch"
1573
No, I do not care about celeb gossip
Yes, I am very passionate about different types of cheese
1574
If you are pasta.
I will find you.
And I will eat you.
