1476
[standing next to old lady on subway]
HER: "You got a nice ass for a Chinese."
#NYC
1477
[at Korean restaurant]
FRIEND: OMG are those two men fighting?
ME: Naw it's the ancient Asian tradition of trying to pay for dinner.
#noipay
1478
Go see #SearchingMovie. Excellent work by @aneeshchaganty who elevates the style and substance of web-centered films.
Also, one of @JohnTheCho’s best performances and further proof that #StarringJohnCho was never a novel trend, but rather an affirmation of tremendous talent. 🙌
1479
*told there are free refills*
*sits in restaurant forever*
1480
I care about a lot of things, but not as deeply and passionately as I care about @LeoDiCaprio winning this Oscar
1481
Everyone around me is always talking about Kanye and Taylor and the Kardashians and I'm just sitting here thinking about baked brie 🧀
1483
What your parents say:
"Hi, how have you been?"
What your parents mean:
"GET MARRIED, MAKE BABIES."
1485
1486
To travel is to enter someone else’s home
Seek new experiences
Make new friends
Try everything
Treat your surroundings with respect
Leave the hotel
Engage with locals
Travel is a luxury most can’t afford
But if and when you can, do not waste a single moment
Fill them with wonder
1487
New official headshot by @maceyjforonda
1488
Introducing our inspiring Prom Court, who are now my children 🌈
#BuzzFeedQueerProm
1490
Every single birthday present I was given this year was a bottle of booze
My friends know me so well
1492
Every horoscope puts all the interesting traits on the other signs and they get to Capricorn and go "uhhh pragmatic and reliable i guess"
1493
Happy "This Dude Came Over And Pointed Out What Was Already Here" Day
#ColumbusDay
1494
My pup Pesto the day I met him at the shelter vs. today. So many great dogs in need of homes! #tbt #AdoptDontBuy
1495
not very well 😜
@AtomicMari @SmoshGames
1496
Me trying to run away from stupid Asian jokes but staying because this was the only role they wrote for us #Oscars
1497
This moment in the #Westworld season finale perfectly sums up how I feel while watching this incredible show @WestworldHBO
1498
I just walked into a room and said "hey Matt" and every other guy turned his head
1499
Yes I'm a huge fan of @RuPaulsDragRace & rooting for @KimChi_Chic, @thatonequeen, or @ThorgyThor to snatch the title
