1126
a friend: "you're classy but go harder than anyone I know."
me: "yes I am a @lizzo flute solo."
1128
This administration is really out here trying to erase the single most important value my immigrant parents raised me to love about this country, huh. twitter.com/NPR/status/116…
1129
ngl I would’ve picked shimbleshanks the railway cat
1130
FASCINATING ⭐️
@korndiddy - sun ♌️ | rising ♌️
@nedfulmer - sun ♊️ | rising ♌️
@KeithHabs - sun ♊️ | rising ♑️
@EugeneLeeYang - sun ♑️ | rising ♈️
1131
I've been in the presence of countless people I admire at events and social gatherings and can't muster up the courage to talk to them. I forget my face settles in a way where I appear unapproachable and disinterested when, inside, I'm actually screaming, "PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!"
1132
People named Genie/Jeannie are also invited to attend and their denim must be glittered, bejeweled, or bedazzled. This is absolutely mandatory.
1133
Statistically speaking, drag queens are more talented than all of us.
1137
They’re gonna teach classes about @JordanPeele’s fantastic cinematic visions in the future. There’s a specificity to the mythology that reminds me of Asian New Wave horror, except no one’s remaking it for Western audiences. It’s wholly, refreshingly original. #WatchYourself twitter.com/JordanPeele/st…
1138
Any and all pets with names related to forms of Eugene are more than welcome to attend. I would highly suggest looking into dressmakers and tailors now so you can start designing their tiny custom denim outfits.
1143
I've never let others decide my Halloween costume, but voting is extremely important this year, so it's your decision!
1144
My mom just called me to ask if my room was clean and I said, "OF COURSE IT IS I'M A SUPER RESPONSIBLE ADULT."
My room is not clean.
1145
I typically don't get starstruck but Beyoncé just walked right past me and I immediately pooped my pants.
1146
*describe yourself*
Hello I spend way too long reading all the labels in the wine aisle and I ultimately end up buying the cheapest bottle
1147
Here are the 2 lines I was most excited to say at the #streamys when my mic cut out:
"To @wongfupro, because Asian representation, bitches!" 🙌
"To all the amazing LGBTQ creators in the audience and online who make YouTube the gayest place on Earth!" 🏳️🌈
youtube.com/watch?v=B_jOa6…
1148
them: did you see what I sent you?
me: why yes of course I'm a responsible human adult
my inbox:
1149
No shade directed towards people who honestly better themselves. If they walk the walk, they should talk the talk. 🙌
But to the countless homophobic / racist / sexist / transphobic / narcissistic pieces of shit this year who just TALK about how THEY'VE grown...kindly fuck off.
1150
I can’t even remember to do my own laundry while plant people literally have written detailed schedules and cinematic universes for their succulents.
