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Everyone's timelines on Sunday evening, April 28th, 2019:
#GameofThrones twitter.com/ladygaga/statu…
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I had to remind people at work to always include my middle name so I created this handy visual guide
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other people = porn
me = browsing adoptable shelter animals
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Petition for a Thirtysomething Choice Awards. Categories include "Choice Relatable Self-Hating Character," "Choice Adult Crying In A Bathroom Or Car Scene," and "Choice Nostalgia Cash Grab." Winners take home a magnum bottle of wine. Winners are usually Laura Dern. #TeenChoice
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My #GameOfThrones Protect At All Costs List
5) Lyanna
4) Missandei & Grey Worm
3) Davos
2) Arya
1) the dragons
Don't you dare hurt them
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When I see someone I want to talk to, I can't invite them with a smile or cute small talk, so I brainstorm a million different things to say, my anxiety rises, my face hardens, until I slowly realize that they've been staring at me staring BACK at them icily, and they run away.
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Just a reminder, during this and every election, that Texas is so much more diverse than some of y'all might think.
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house plant people when they come out of quarantine
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Open racial discourse can be complex, so let me say this simply: white supremacists have proven time and time again that they are total shit
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@nedfulmer are you still crying on your deck
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Credits 🏳️🌈
Styling: @FUCCl
Designer: @oscarutierre
Hair: @DavidDANGGG
Makeup: @ariannablean
Photo: @JD_Renes
Producing: @cafleen
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if it is animated
i will watch it
I. WILL. WATCH. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. IT.
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People who are not named Eugene/Gene/Jean/Eugenia/etc. are more than welcome to attend, but you are not allowed to wear any denim. If you do, the festival mascot, Mean Eugene, will taunt you mercilessly until you change clothes.
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Imagine how many historical texts looked similar to this after awful men came together to edit the reputation of other awful men. #MuellerReport
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@tryguys @korndiddy @KeithHabs @nedfulmer Everyone please use this screenshot of Keith as your go-to Try Guys reaction meme. Perfect for any occasion.
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Werk, werk 🎵
The Tryler Brothers 🎶 twitter.com/tryguys/status…
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okay twitter, something fun... ASTROLOGY POLL ✨, because I'm genuinely curious if stereotypes about the most/least hated signs are true.
How do you feel about Aries? ♈︎
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That being said: if you meet a unicorn who’s gorgeous and has a great job with a big following who’s also kind and has a fantastic personality? Fuckin’ trap that shit.
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"I hate everything about this," I said.
*clicks to play next episode*
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Shout-out to my fellow Slytherins who might actually be terrible people 🐍💚 #SlytherinPrideDay
