1051
i made out in the backseat of a station wagon with @glamourmag glamour.com/entertainment/…
1052
i can't figure out if i had the most bizarre DREAM about turtles being evolved space aliens or if i actually learned that for real. anyone?
1053
happy father's day to my favorite man in the world
1054
just to be totally transparent i need you all to know that i travel with 2 strands of holiday lights on me even when it’s not holidays
1056
heading to the opera with my brother (thanks whoever made this!)
1059
In interest of being totally transparent I actually have 41 abs
1061
i think people underestimate how good i am at mowing lawns
1064
i’m so excited for the book i wrote/illustrated to come out that i’m literally turning green rhcbooks.com/books/589016/r…
1065
this hot tub is haunted by the ghost of a guy who carves pumpkins AFTER HALLOWEEN
1066
it's my birthday and i'll wear ladies stretch mickey pants all day if i want to say.ly/Fxy5kQd
1067
you gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to hit me in the hair with pizza
1068
#throwbackthursday to directing my senior thesis in film school
1069
bragging about being a great speller is like bragging about being able to predict the past
1071
all my life people have confused me as someone who's talented when really i'm just someone who loves working hard
1074
tuman capote and the hotel kimono ghost hunter
1075
i realized today that i kind of look like a radish
really good at decorating for holidays