1102
explored an abandoned children's orphanage last night. #regulargublersaturday
1103
happy memorial day. thank you to everyone that advocates freedom.
1104
for the last 2 weeks sleep has been more like an old schoolmate I occasionally bump into but don't really keep in touch with
1105
they want me to star in a remake of "Cool Hand Luke" called "Clammy Hand Sam" and "they" are my mom
1106
everybody knows mark twain was great at writing but terrible at walking! twitter.com/LaurenCather/s…”
1108
don’t miss this wednesday’s @CrimMinds_CBS written by the brilliant #breenfrazier
1110
happy Halloween 🖤 twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
1111
thanks for all the heartfelt and creative birthday wishes! you guys make me feel so special, like every second of every day is my birthday.
1112
how cool would it be if the hunger games was actually about an apocalyptic death match between colonel sanders and the quaker oatmeal man?
1113
kept it a secret for a real long time but the pressure just finally got to me
1115
1116
#throwbackthursday to when i directed #dirtsledding for @thekillers and @ryanpardey (📸 by @photosalaquang)
1117
if i were a grandparent I would use FaceTime to coo over offspring but instead i use it to make conversations with my friends uncomfortable
1118
RT:"@CatiaRezende: @pagetpaget @GUBLERNATION @JoeMantegna @ajcookofficial Wow... pic.twitter.com/ukYAQOAq”
Seriously outstanding!!
1119
1120
life is full of uncertainties and unknowns, but i rest easy knowing that i'm emceeing a taco eating contest today
1121
last night dreamt i was battling a 4 inch black scorpion with nothing but a bottle of windex. it could talk and was making rational points
1122
my heart goes out to Oklahoma and the tornado survivors
1123
HAPPY HALLOWEEN from the #BooBoyz. i'm about to bake a pie out of @adamscarpenters. instagram.com/p/u1aZfXjWV3/
1125
thank you for the thoughtful Rumple birthday wishes and thank you for giving all shy green (and not-so-green) weirdos cozy homes in your humongous hearts. 💚🍌💚 #rumplebuttercup