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thanks for the birthday wishes guys! my B-day look in 4th grade was “eddie munster meets vanilla ice’s accountant”
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happy thanksgiving from me, my uncle, and his sword.
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he then put me in his cargo pocket and took me to get a smoothie
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i'm not so great at cooking potatoes but i'm really good at eating them
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...not even exaggerating, just missing the frog
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so jazzed 4 the #RumpleButtercup pre-release that im not taking this off my head until April bit.ly/2NYWDXA
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gourd boy shout out to long walks with Joseph Gourd-Levitt
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merry Christmas! ❤️ i love you guys more than 5th grade me loved statement piece hats
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sometimes i google pictures of ice cream
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when i was 10 i thought i had rabies because a chipmunk ate part of my lunch
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dear WebMD, what is best way 2 cut off xtra head without 2 much bleed so i can be normal boy & get invite 2 nice restaurant? asking 4 friend
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RT if you didn’t do so good on the SAT’s so you took the ACT’s, got the same equivalent score, and then your dad took you 2 the olive garden
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if you are looking for ways to help and are in a position where you can donate money, i highly recommend taking a peek at gofundme. ❤️❤️❤️ it’s an easy and effective way to make a direct difference in someone’s life.
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i have an insatiable appetite for direct to tv Christmas movies
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just realized i'm straight up live tweeting st. patrick's day radio, also when i was 16 my friends and i accidentally ran over a leprechaun
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throwback to that time i was very intent on walking a dog
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directing my 11th episode of CM or smelling my fingertips? either way can’t wait 2 show U whats hiding under the bed
really good at decorating for holidays