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when i was 7 i got my head caught in a moonroof while ordering a cheeseburger from a drive through
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happy easter. my six year old nephew staged this photo.
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anyone who isn't is probably lettuce or a close personal friend of a lettuce farmer
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my mom and dad taught me everything i know including how to have terrible vision
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can someone please help me identify my new friend? what is it? all he said was that he was named roy and liked worms
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#throwbackthursday to that time i got a facelift
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by 2 i mean 3, and by skittles i mean pints of ice cream. call an adult, i have finally "transitioned" into Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone
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by "tonight" i mean "tomorrow." been in prison too long, no concept of time.
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i WILL show up at your house dressed like a top heavy leprechaun with a sack full of candy canes and slightly worn fleece slippers
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slow danced so hard i woke up like this. #talkshowprom
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i have great respect for anyone who owns a bejeweled purse shaped like a hotdog
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just realized i’m exactly the same as when i was 12 only now i scare people on purpose
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TBT to the time i directed a C.M ep called Mr Scratch and i played a shadow monster that looked like a scary turkey
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season 12 of @CrimMinds_CBS is now streaming on @netflix and i'm so proud of the last 10 episodes and my prison crew
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#throwbackthursday to my last fist fight
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it's friday night y'all so you know what to do! melt some crayons and draw a picture of a baby.
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ghost on a platter with a pickle for a leg
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RT:“@ajcookofficial: “@nathanandy: Bro bruhs @GUBLERNATION @MekhaiAndersen pic.twitter.com/CZWVtGCgjt” Hair/face❤❤❤” the Kellogg brothers
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i want to be buried in an "old guys rule" t-shirt
really good at decorating for holidays