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eyeballs are so cool but also kind of weird. i really like them
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kanye west is going to be so damn jealous
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eating peanut butter from a jar and falling asleep on my floor listening to st. patricks themed pandora. what are you up to?
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i have abs like elvis but i won't tell you what era elvis
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salad sometimes kind of ticks off my tastebuds
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happy national puppy day. here are some photos of puppies walking on my face and eating my nose.
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slurping up every last minute of joy with this magical family
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P.H.D (post Halloween depression) is real guys. i just woke up face down in a cornfield AND THIS IS NOT MAKEUP
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i own one pair of jeans but so many 3-dimensional tooth fairy sweaters
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thackery binx’s friends probably just call him thack
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back home at my favorite motel in the world
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hairpy thanksgiving! i love you all so much.
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all grandpas love reuban sandwiches. if your grandpa doesn't love reubans he is probably just some ol' dude pretending to be your grandpa
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like salads with a lot of cheese, olives, corn, croutons, beets, and pizza in it
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does anyone else ever feel like there's just not enough ice cream in the world?
really good at decorating for holidays