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i think i'm a lot funnier than i actually am
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MERRRRY CHRISTMAS FOR EVERRRRRRRRRR EVERYONE ALWAYS YAHOOO I LOVE CHRISTMAS WOOHOO...COOKIES!! AND LOVE AND FAMILY AND YES
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usually i say nothing, just hand the pumpkin & leave, but sometimes i come in to play pinball & eat all your snacks
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RT:“@cmgubloids: pic.twitter.com/GoR4N7iVKg” this really happened and it was great
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if you like all your white shirts to be a light shade of pink hire me to do your laundry!
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HAPPPPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!! i love you all so much and i have a feeling 2015 is going to be the best year yet!
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i'm not sure what's happening in this photo. all i know is that i ended up eating that nice man next to me.
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new orleans is awesome. it's like france with crawdads.
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i love baths, jacuzzis, and warm cars in winter
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throw back thursday: i was the mascot at a highschool that didn't have any sports
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RT:“@goodonealex: pic.twitter.com/IQ502gEEDd” Criminal Minds season 9 cast shot leaked.
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studio apartment for rent. landlord loves corn.
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RT if you have 41 abs in your basement next to some old easter decorations like me
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i found the real life Disneyland, it's called "Europe"
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seriously, everyone in the bible just had cool flat strong stomachs now everybody has like 40 abs and a gluten allergy
really good at decorating for holidays