2126
“i’m peter mcallister the faaaaathhherrrr” #gublertattoo of kevin mcallister’s talkboy i made now on @shawnaonallama
2128
you know when buff guys post a photo where u can see that little hip indentation muscle? this is my version of that!
2129
thanks for the birthday wishes guys! my B-day look in 4th grade was “eddie munster meets vanilla ice’s accountant”
2130
baby great-grandpa being held by my great-great-great-grandpa
2131
drawing of baby great-grandpa being held by my great-great-great-grandpa
2132
behind the scenes photo of me directing tonight’s #criminalminds episode. #thecapillanos
2133
tonight’s episode of CM was the 11th one i directed but surprisingly only the 1st time i hosted a clown prom
2134
hate to sleep? watch the most recent episode of #criminalminds i directed tonight at 10pm on CBS. #thecapilanos
2135
just realized i’m exactly the same as when i was 12 only now i scare people on purpose
2136
RT: if you’ve ever done press as a clown thinking it would be funny but you ended up just looking like a creep. twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
2137
happy national puppy day. here are some photos of puppies walking on my face and eating my nose.
2138
me getting slapped in the face with a slice pizza
2139
you gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to hit me in the hair with pizza
2141
guy who’s trying to play it cool like he’s not allergic to tacos: instagram.com/p/Bg_9ToFnnzX/
2142
happy easter. my six year old nephew staged this photo.
2143
#gublertattoo of a tumbleweed i met in tonopah now on @petschtoni
2144
never doubt my commitment to settlers of catan or to singing karaoke while dressed as a turtle
2145
season 13 finale this wed 10pm
reid’s thin mustache finally explained!
spoiler alert (it was once shemar’s eyebrow)
2147
currently resourcing his goatee for new @danielhenney eyelashes
2148
season finale of #CM tonight @ 9 on CBS & i have a nude cameo* in @drakedoremus #Zoe come 2 the Q/A @Tribeca this Saturday *(cameo not nude)
really good at decorating for holidays