2101
hardcore #gublertattoo shoutout to the people getting tattoos of the first image from the CM episode i’m directing.. instagram.com/p/BeYYqTdDeOu/
2102
hardcore #gublertattoo shoutout to the people getting tattoos of the opening shot from the CM episode i’m directing..instagram.com/p/BeYYyiOjIiU/
2103
directing my 11th episode of CM or smelling my fingertips? either way can’t wait 2 show U whats hiding under the bed
2105
i try to have no less than 7 slightly deflated balloon creatures in my house at all times
2106
2108
shots frm the CM i just made. lots of rubber chicken, maybe the most rubber chicken you’ve ever seen on a crime show
2112
i’ve never once willingly gotten out of a bathtub. it was always only because i had to be at work or ran out of hot water
2113
there’s never once been a moment when i was like, “well that does it, time to get out of this comfortable body of water.”
2115
RT if you didn’t do so good on the SAT’s so you took the ACT’s, got the same equivalent score, and then your dad took you 2 the olive garden
2117
i feel like instagram has made everyone focus more on avocado toast than classic observational bathtub humor
2118
all dads love laser disks, slightly burnt hot dogs, and thinking about sprinkler heads. if your dad doesn’t than he’s probably not your dad.
2119
not sure if he’s your dad? put a burnt hot dog in his briefcase. if he’s like, “what is this?” FAKE DAD. if he’s like, “thanks!” REAL DAD
2120
and this is not just a USA dad thing this an ALL OVER THE WORLD dad thing. i’m looking at you norway.
2121
if side A of laser disk ends, screen goes blue, and dad is like, “what?” FAKE DAD. if dad times fridge run to happen right at blue REAL DAD
2122
FAKE DAD inner monologue: “sports, wife, hamburgers, little billy’s piano recital was pretty good, stocks, wish i had a fast car, tweed”
2123
REAL DAD inner monologue: “sprinklerheadsprinklerheadsprinklerheadslrinklerheadsprinkerheadLaserdisksAreSuperiorToVHSsprinklerheadHotdog”
really good at decorating for holidays