777
I really went out on a limb with that last one
781
accidentally stabbed a friend last night but a little later a different friend caught on fire and i put him out with my hand so i'm even
784
#newness world premiere/Q&A tomorrow night 9:30 at eccles theatre park city #sundancefilmfestival2017
785
put on your mom's fanciest sweater and your uncle larry's wettest mustache, it's SUNDANCE time! #newness
787
The Scarlet Ampersand #ifauthorshadtwitterinsteadoftypewriters
788
my cameo as a beige earthworm last year at @sundancefest for @RichardBatesJr1 rom-com nightmare "trashfire"
789
congrats @CrimMinds_CBS 4 your @peopleschoice award 4 favorite crime drama as well as your gubler choice award 4 favorite crime drama i'm on
790
traverse all darkness on rafts of laughter with long warm paddles of optimism and cheer
792
"romeo oh romeo, turn your geotags on romeo" #ifauthorshadtwitterinsteadoftypewriters
793
no one can possibly be enjoying my #ifauthorshadtwitterinsteadoftypewriters as much as i am
794
795
nurse ratchet was such a bummer! #ifauthorshadtwitterinsteadoftypewriters
796
schizophrenic? more like schizo-FUN-ic! all the madness starts feb 1 on @CBS @janemarielynch
797
schizophrenic cool-mom is back! episodes 13-22 of this season are going to be bonkers to the max. @janemarielynch
798
tickets to the "newness" premiere and QandA's go on sale today on the sundance website. be there or be mushy.
799
kissing my new pet ferret moments before i found out it was actually just a stray rat eating stocking chocolates
really good at decorating for holidays