matthew gray gubler(@GUBLERNATION)さんの人気ツイート(新しい順)

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can’t resist urge too much longer, machengo cheese is actually my favorite of all cheese (aside from gouda, and cheddar) prob not rabies?
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overwhelming urge to bite nice cops head that look so much like cheese. resisting urge, but boy, he look yummy. prob not rabies?
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nice policeman ask what happened. i explain situation but his head start to look like machengo cheese. he looks concerned. prob not rabies?
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police sketch of incident #2018RatBiteInParkUpdates
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so much itchy. bite now deep blue like 1992 toyota carola my friend’s mom drive in carpool. prob not rabies? #2018RatBiteInParkUpdates
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how much blood supposed to be in your sneeze? prob not rabies right? #2018RatBiteInParkUpdates
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darn. last tweet maybe dream? just open eyes and look in bathroom mirror. rat bite very black. prob not rabies? #2018RatBiteInParkUpdates
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great news! itchy gone, bite area human flesh color, no more bubbles. prob not rabies right? #2018RatBiteInParkUpdates
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live tweeting rat bite. prob not rabies right? #2018RatBiteInParkUpdates
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rat bite 10 % itchier. small bubbles coming out of mouth. desire to eat garbage up. prob not rabies right? #2018RatBiteInParkUpdates
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development: shin bite getting redder. rounder too. little bit itchy. prob not rabies right? #2018RatBiteInParkUpdates
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small light green rat (maybe wrapped in lettuce) just bit my shin in park. all cool right? prob not rabies?
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may the jar jar be with you
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if you like all your white shirts to be a light shade of pink hire me to do your laundry!
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alwayz in the lipstick aisle
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💜🌃💜
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season finale of #CM tonight @ 9 on CBS & i have a nude cameo* in @drakedoremus #Zoe come 2 the Q/A @Tribeca this Saturday *(cameo not nude)
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currently resourcing his goatee for new @danielhenney eyelashes
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coincidence?.... yeah right
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season 13 finale this wed 10pm reid’s thin mustache finally explained! spoiler alert (it was once shemar’s eyebrow)
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never doubt my commitment to settlers of catan or to singing karaoke while dressed as a turtle
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#gublertattoo of a tumbleweed i met in tonopah now on @petschtoni
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happy easter. my six year old nephew staged this photo.
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guy who’s trying to play it cool like he’s not allergic to tacos: instagram.com/p/Bg_9ToFnnzX/
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bad case of 🍕🦕 (pizzaneck)