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and you can find other ways to help hawaii here: m.hawaiinewsnow.com/hawaiinewsnow/…
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1 of the best ways you can support Hawaii’s Big Island during this time of need is by visiting this enchanted land and its wonderful people
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piece of floating molten lava we almost hit. the water was more than 100 degrees and it smelled mummified sparklers.
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1,500 degree molten lava hitting 78 degree water and magically creating land. (this is not in slow motion)
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aloha-ha-ha hawaii (i’ve had this shirt since i was 9)
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me, my dad, and hannibal (dad is on far right)
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me, my dad, and a bloody puppet i made for a criminal minds episode i directed called “the lesson.” dads are cool!
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happy father’s day to my dad/hair stylist
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happy father’s day to my dad Napoleon Dynamite
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my kindergarten teacher retired today 🎉 and yes, most of my shirts are made from female school teacher pants
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i’m so goth i said yes to this movie before i even read the script
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i’m so goth i’m not even going to delete that dumb “bleed blood” joke i made and now realize was kinda lame because...BLOOD! #gothday
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i’m so goth i honestly liked keanu reeves’ performance in Dracula #gothday
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dracula was never like..”i’m gonna drink some blood, eat a baby, and then snapchat myself using the dog filter” #gothday
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there is nothing less goth than tweeting! #gothday
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i’m so dang goth this is a photo of me from a church easter egg hunt. #gothday
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happy #gothday 💀 may your hair be wispy, your belt be low, and all your scarf-bras be outside your clothes
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before i can take tiny taste of machengo cop ear machengo cop turn and bite my nose hard. up close i realize not actually a cop
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i tell him i have a secret and he leans close, his ear smells so much like yummy cheese. hard to control instinct to taste. prob not rabies?
really good at decorating for holidays