877
p.p.s when someone tries to start a pretentious conversation about some fancy novel i only make references to young adult fiction
878
In interest of being totally transparent I actually have 41 abs
879
if you can't handle me at my gonzo you don't deserve me at my kermit
880
salad sometimes kind of ticks off my tastebuds
881
fret not, Halloween Heads...if you start to get blue just look at a gregorian calendar!
882
yo mamma’s so apathetic on the internet she only has 49 tabs open at any given moment
883
throw back thursday: i was the mascot at a highschool that didn't have any sports
884
by the way i'm great at massages... whatever, no big whoop.
885
i'm almost done editing "Mr. Scratch" and and it is going to knock your socks off
887
eyeballs are so cool but also kind of weird. i really like them
888
the back seat of my car is slowly turning into a @joe_dante film
889
oh wait, that's a moldy pocket grape...my bad
890
i've been working out and i also finally got that finger removal surgery i promised myself
891
this time of year always reminds me of shooting zombie gary marshall in the head. #lifeafterbeth
894
#depressedjonathan’s st. patrick’s day video journal ☘️
896
i find that molasses cookies age best in jeans but peanut butter is OK too.
897
.@parcelsmusic do you need a 6th member? i have zero musical talent but i once held a flute and i will always share my turtlenecks. (also, everyone should check out this band)
899
#gublertattoo of a sketch i did of 7seasons of weird haircuts i've had on #criminalminds now on @macaliguori(on I.G)
900
the pants were flame retardent but still...
really good at decorating for holidays