902
i finally did it. #gublertattootuesday temporary tattoos!
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it wasn't until man landed on the moon that NASA invented the star-fade
904
he then put me in his cargo pocket and took me to get a smoothie
909
born to crash stranger's weddings while dressed as a dainty pirate
912
10 years ago i made a fake documentary series about myself & a lot of people, including my mom, didn't get the joke. m.youtube.com/watch?v=kmp5PI…
913
i can finally cross "get punched in the crotch by @realjknoxville" off my list of things to do before i die.
915
#gublertattoo of a tumbleweed i met in tonopah now on @petschtoni
917
happy birthday John Waters! thank you for being the marvelous shard of glass in Hollywood’s cashmere loafer.
918
the tattoo is fake, the sweaty bangs are real, & my top 8 were howard hughes, vincent price, amelia earhart, and some other dead people
920
i'm as jazzed to have one million followers as i was when i had just one
921
it’s that time of year when normal people put their Halloween masks away and get their Christmas masks out!
925
brussel sprouts on the other hand are awesome. like less pretentious salad that can break dance
really good at decorating for holidays