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if someone says, "gube, you are going to love it" i automatically assume "it" has something to do with ice cream, ghosts, or mickey mouse
578
i love baths, jacuzzis, and warm cars in winter
581
in their defense i was wearing a teal kimono
584
if you hold a stethoscope to my heart all you will hear is the Beetlejuice soundtrack
585
#FlashbackFriday to 2 months ago when Rumple and i got to make art with some of our favorite artists in the world at @onestepAZCA
587
anyone that doesn’t like ice cream is a dumby
588
wooly mammoths are so big and so wooly i'd even be scared if i saw 1 in a zoo tomorrow, but imagine you're ancient and don't even have pants
589
new orleans is awesome. it's like france with crawdads.
590
anyone who is still following me after this is awesome
591
also, i was relying on shemar to put me out on screen with a wet blanket but he was so busy taking this photo i was worried my kneecaps were about to become créme brûlée
592
thank you all for the birthday wishes! i literally started crying today because i'm so happy to be alive in this perfect awesome world.
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thank you for the great time @TIFF_NET and thank you chester the cheetos cheetah for letting me raid your closet