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i guess what i'm getting at is I hate lettuce. sorry salad, i love you, i'm just not crazy about lettuce. lettuce is like sad bread
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The Gublerween Halloween Special 2021 youtu.be/QA1YkJ96hOk
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i'm directing my 9th criminal minds ep called #aBeautifulDisaster and #ericamesser & @Vangsness wrote it and it's gonna explode your gourd
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me talking about #RumpleButtercup!
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just heard about alan rickman and i'm supremely bummed. rest in peace and wands in the air. you were one of the greats.
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whoever green-lights hallmark holiday movies got beat up by a lot of realestate developers as a kid
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"hi, can i have a big plate of floppy thin green stuff that tastes like wet rust?" - my impression of someone ordering salad
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congratulations @officialalvinnn 🎉🧡🐿 love you all so much!
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bad case of 🍕🦕 (pizzaneck)
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i took the @BuzzFeed Criminal Minds character quiz and got JJ! buzzfeed.com/neonzelda/what…
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he's gonna be like, "ah helllllllll no" and then he's gonna have another baby just to try to come up with a more insane name
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just occurred to me how foolish my #topninja videos must have looked without music to punctuate their ferocity