526
taking a break at the gym from my vigorous cardiovascular routine
529
season 12 of @CrimMinds_CBS is now streaming on @netflix and i'm so proud of the last 10 episodes and my prison crew
530
happy 4th of july. i hope you all are dancing like malfunctioning fireworks.
531
i want to be buried in an "old guys rule" t-shirt
532
which one of the B.A.U will win the annual twister jegging competition? find out on the season finale tomorrow night
533
happy father’s day to my dad Napoleon Dynamite
534
i'm dressed like a fashionable lima bean in the february issue of @cbswatchmag. also i talk about haunted houses.
535
seriously though, first photo of me...
537
the Hamburglar finally gets unmasked on tonight's #criminalminds
539
i own a lot of capes for a guy who's not from eastern europe
541
1,500 degree molten lava hitting 78 degree water and magically creating land. (this is not in slow motion)
542
and the last 10 episodes will bloat your face. (starting with the episode "spencer")
544
special new CM tonight from the marvelous minds of @Vangsness @ecmess and @simonmirren
545
i'm not sure what's happening in this photo. all i know is that i ended up eating that nice man next to me.
546
crayon drawing of my mom on a napkin!
547
i'm bad at responding to texts, worse at responding to emails, but really good at eating submarine sandwiches alone
549
do you think aliens watch old episodes of X-files and are like, "pant suits are cool and that guy's voice is super monotone but it works"
really good at decorating for holidays