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Merry Christmas! i love the nutcracker!
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just finished directing/hand-making my 13th episode of criminal minds and i can’t wait to show it to you!
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i want a big inflatable pretzel as an airbag so if i get into an accident there's a split second of laughter and confusion on impact
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"hey pinocchio! where are you going?"
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not sure if he’s your dad? put a burnt hot dog in his briefcase. if he’s like, “what is this?” FAKE DAD. if he’s like, “thanks!” REAL DAD
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so scared i accidentally threw a gang sign in that last post
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my impression of the eclipse: "totality"
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if anyone ever doubts my dedication to Halloween let them know that i drove 47 miles to go to a spook house alone last night
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just to be totally transparent i need you all to know that i travel with 2 strands of holiday lights on me even when it’s not holidays
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shout out to the guy in yellow who's probably thinking "this guy's been in colonial williamsburg too long"
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when i'm not filming youtube skits i'm also on a tv show called criminal minds and season 11 premiers tonight in america at 9pm
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gourd boy shout out to this normal window
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pistachio is good and so is vanilla i don’t run as fast as i used to
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photo of me as a 14 year old video gamer named Chad
really good at decorating for holidays