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the theologians were right, isolation is expanding my consciousness.
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my true height finally revealed @Vangsness #ericamesser
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throwback to when i caught the blair witch playing beer pong
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back home at my favorite motel in the world
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the only thing i like more than waking up early is EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD
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dear WebMD, what is best way 2 cut off xtra head without 2 much bleed so i can be normal boy & get invite 2 nice restaurant? asking 4 friend
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wanted to look sharp for my driver's license so i shaved with dad's razor but didn't know i cut my face and now i look like i eat humans
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i eat a lot of vegetables i just feel like salads take themselves too seriously and would wear turtle necks to the beach if they could
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my agile nephew and i preparing to dazzle santa with our new acrobatic routine. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! i love you
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i have abs like elvis but i won't tell you what era elvis
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original title sequence for beverly hills 90210
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confession: i've never purchased sunscreen in my life. i just borrow it from family members and people i rub against in the subway
445
hardcore shoutout to anyone who knows what very haunted porch i'm standing on
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schizophrenic cool-mom is back! episodes 13-22 of this season are going to be bonkers to the max. @janemarielynch
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cooler than you since nineteen ninety never
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the pumpkin doesn’t fall far from the stalk
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guess which one of us isn't in a costume
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been wearing ladies scarves on my head since 5th grade y'all
really good at decorating for holidays