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i once saw @JoeMantegna get his finger slammed in a car door and the door was completely closed and he was just like, "whatever."
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spoiler alert! shemar has a sexy garden gnome beard on tomorrow night's criminal minds finale
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..and i don’t know how to spell beiber and am worried if i google it i will become a belieber and i have too much on my plate right now to deal with that
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just realized i’m exactly the same as when i was 12 only now i scare people on purpose
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"elliot's pond" house that i just basically designed to look like my dream house
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the only thing more fun than filming the first 314 episodes of @CrimMinds_CBS was filming the last 10 and i can’t wait for you guys to see them!
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if you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go
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my impression of a sunburnt foot photographed by @vonswank
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broccolini is just broccoli that went to cotillion
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honestly brought this to my barber as a blueprint for my haircut
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guys, if you love cozy wombs try this, it’s great!
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legitimately just heard someone with bells walking on my roof and i'm not sure if i should be jazzed or concerned.
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gourd boy shout out to any fire hydrant that dreams of being a pumpkin
really good at decorating for holidays