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gourd boy shout out to me still not knowing how to use a self-timer
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bruce lee could do a one handed push up but I can eat a push pop with one hand and a wall
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when i played kyle orfman in #jeffbaena's serio-zombie-comedy-parable @lifeaftrbeth
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i've got one foot in the darkness and the other one in a hello kitty roller skate
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making my way through cold and flu season like...
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photo of me and my magical mom reflected in a photo of me and my magical mom
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my 1st draft of Rumple was written in a 100 yr old journal i found in a dusty attic so i thought it only fitting that i return him 2 where it all started. the very special “Heirloom Edition” is now available at shop.matthewgraygubler.com & everywhere old looking attic books are sold
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me in junior high when most of my friends were imaginary and all of my vests were reversible.
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pro tip: napping with a backpack is acceptable substitute for cuddling
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the best thing about being a 12 year old self employed magician with a pantry full of home-made jester hats was the free training i got magically escaping from all the lockers i was stuffed in 🔒🧡🗝
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the only sport i follow is eating cheese
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spoiler alert! i peaked with that "moms love Downton Abbey, dads love downtown Arby's" tweet a few months back
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heads up, i always have a small teddy bear in my backpack
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not trying to brag but i do hot yoga with mr. bean, mr. burns, and that green dude from lord of the rings
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new criminal minds tonight! i'm still in prison and i sometimes sleep on tables
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sloth with a new haircut and a macdonald's necklace
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i like to always eat 35 hotdogs on the 4th of july
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happy thanksgiving from norbert, the turkey who thinks he's a honey glazed ham
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for april fools i stole shemar's car, today he kidnapped my phone and after panicking i found it under this...
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slowly completing my transition into matthew gray gardens #greygardens
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it's finally here. (i wish i made this)
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yo! i'm listening to Christmas music in march.
really good at decorating for holidays