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@CBCNews I'm not even Canadian and I want a refund on those tax dollars!
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“Honey, it’s Spring, did you remember to throw out the comedically deformed snowman?”
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THE EPIC FINALE IS OUT! Also, find out how to walk and squat correctly with the one and only Regis Philbin youtu.be/FBHL-uOeffw
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For anyone wondering @Citi (citibank) is literally the worst bank in the United States. They have always sucked but now they have locked me out of all of my accounts, and won’t let me use my actual phone number to verify asking me if I have a landline (?!?!?!?) avoid this bank.
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That is going to be one HELL of a parking ticket
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What’s the mystery? How many times has the Pope said it was important to “Study the Body of Latin Classics”...
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@LTB0NES_ haha, welcome to 2016. If telling the truth means losing followers, then I don't want to be popular
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“What the fuck did u say to my girl, dawg?”
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I accidentally paused on a gif of some cat, had to double take cause it was too perfect 😂. He is displeased.
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My heart is literally pounding right now, I think I'm going to be rich I think this it it
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NEW VIDEO (watch only if you are brave enough) youtube.com/watch?v=sj8i-f…
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“Your delivery could not be processed as the restaurant is no longer taking orders at this time.”
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I dunno if any of you are too young to remember “.... . .-. . / -.-. --- -- . / -.. .- - / -... --- ..”
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Very nice disintegration memes everyone I’m vry proud of u keep them coming 😂😂😂👌
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Breaking News: Great Leader Kim Jong-un executes his own farts for embarrassing him during press conference
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"Quick we have one chance to not name our establishment the worst thing ever!"
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Did they ever find out how she could slap? Asking for a friend.
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Why haven’t they just made game consoles where you can swap the graphics cards for better hardware like a PC. Xbox One X proved the concept works its not that difficult. DO IT ALREADY.
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BREAKING: “Local sandwich forced to advertise the corpses of his fallen brethren for human consumption” Turkey Club spokesman says.
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Is there anything more fucking awkward then when you another person are trying to fill up a drink at a chain restaurant at the same time
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