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JK it's like 52 degrees in January and we're all going to be underwater in 3 years
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Has Spiderman been rebooted this week yet? Just asking to see if anyone knows.
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I discover the waterproof world of FLEX TAPE! Join me as I try to seal the hole in my soul youtu.be/8ci2hj7CSHI
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I have been informed that I have tweeted a "dead meme". Will be looking for defribrillator ty 4 notification
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes, turns out I don't get to join the 27 club after all. :(
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LETS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLE
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Congratulations to France for winning the #WorldCupFinal But also how dare France win anything while I’m watching
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Whenever I’m at a crosswalk I always remember that pushing the button 5 times instead of 1 time makes the walk signal change way faster. #HappyFathersDay
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I love you all like the brother of my son’s father I never had
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I am officially nominating Bill Murray’s “Scrooged” for the most underrated Christmas classic 🥰🎄
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Just in case you didn't see my mediocrity® youtu.be/voZnWwP2vAg
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