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Nintendo Staffer: Hurry! Miyamoto-san! This $60 Switch port of an 18 YEAR OLD MARIO GAME is running BETTER THAN A CALCULATOR.
Miyamoto: NANI DESUNE!!? (ʘ言ʘ╬)
Nintendo Staffer: 𝒜𝓃𝒹... Smash Bros Online is 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖.
Miyamoto: *Inputs Nuclear Codes*
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You don't choose the Bird Life, the Bird Life chooses you.
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Man bursting into hotel bathroom while I’m taking a piss: “MANNY, YOU ALIVE IN HERE?...”
...dead silence...
Me:
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Wow, children’s board games have really advanced lately
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#1 Trending in the UK!! Cheers m8s! Is this what it’s like to be the Queen?
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When mom stuffs your corpse and puts you on display 😂😂😂
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Me when a bar’s beer selection is 90% IPAs
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That feeling when you randomly decide to boot up Doom Eternal and find out that your life previously held no meaning
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Beautiful words Mr. Sinatra will u be touring again anytime soon? love your work btw :) twitter.com/franksinatra/s…
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That feeling right before you have to sneeze but you can’t sneeze
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Let’s make it happen! 😄 twitter.com/donotnutondonu…
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People who say they enjoy Persona 5 for the gameplay are as believable as people who say they watch porno for the story
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@SpyglassNYC SUP! Thanks for refusing us entry cause we weren't "cool enough"! You ain't as cool as @redlobster!
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I am literally watching The Phantom of the Opera for the first time and I am literally like fuck yeah that’s a pretty good musical
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Don't gotta be an Einstein to remember to use your noggin once in a while
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And they said we’ll never get free healthcare in America... twitter.com/GiveMeTheChees…
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