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"An Eye for an Eye" makes two people slightly less good at seeing
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Driving is so annoying but it’s not like you’re NOT gonna drive. What are you gonna do, walk?! While all these other assholes are using steel horse carriages to get ahead!? Basically what I’m saying is let’s return to feudalism.
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I legitimately just woke up from a fever dream that consisted of an entire film starring Mel Gibson which does not actually exist, AND it even had two breathtaking plot twists that I was not expecting. Wtf??
Definitely Mel’s best work to date, two thumbs up 👍🏻 👍🏻
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FINALLY I've been waiting for my baby Jew to arrive!
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I HATE THE TEXTURE OF MOST FRUIT THERE I’VE SAID IT
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I'm currently looking for a game developer who is experienced with Unity. Please send examples of your work. Send inquiries to jontron.production@gmail.com
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How did civilization function before this?
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I think hell is just being on hold to customer service forever
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Was looking at some Los Angeles rentals and I think I just got punk’d
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Happy New Year everyone, thanks for making this an unforgettably strange decade 😎🥂🍾
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RAIN RAIN GO AWAY COME AGAIN maybe not on my fourth separate attempt to shoot this outdoor scene #relatable!
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This is not the kind of view I was expecting on my flight when I booked that window seat
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Enjoy Christmas with a new Episode of JonTron! Hope you're all having a great holiday :) youtube.com/watch?v=WJTDpi…
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Finally, we are no longer in the dark. (unless in a mild faint caused by said affliction) twitter.com/JCBadaba/statu…
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Ever wanted to know what would happen if CBS stranded 40 literal children in the middle of the desert to create their own society, and then filmed it for entertainment? WELL WONDER NO MORE (SERIOUSLY), and watch my new video on 'KID NATION' to find out: youtu.be/YuRYaTVSuhs
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VAPE MUGGINGS AND BEATINGS IN THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. PURE VAPE ANARCHY.
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This is canon now twitter.com/sjdaley_/statu…
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Enjoy the Christmas Holiday with a new episode of JonTron! This time, we take a look back at VR TROOPERS -- youtube.com/watch?v=V5zTZR…
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#FireColbert is so dumb lol. I never understand people who will try to get someone's livelihood taken away for jokes/opinions.
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If a cop asks you, “How many beers have you had tonight, sir?” and you say, “eiπ” you MIGHT be a calc major!
Editors note: I wasted 45 minutes of my life writing this tweet so now you all have to suffer by seeing it too I’m sorry thank you good night see you tomorrow everyone 😜
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